Sean,

I don't quite know how to say this. I was at a party. I was drunk. It was dark. I never meant for it to happen, but it did.

I cheated on you with Josh Burke.

I'm not gonna lie. It felt good. I needed to let loose and just have a fun short fling. Everything with you recently has just felt like it could go on forever and while you know that I love you, sometimes I just need a little less. Remeber, sometimes less is more. y'know?

I hope that we're able to work through this, because I couldn't stand to lose you. Especially over something stupid like that.

Love,
Mandingo.

Why is Sean McCann not answering my e-mails? All i want is a lock of his hair and some of his sperm on ice. Is that really too much to ask?

How often does Sean McCann masturbate?

Would Sean McCann get stoned and watch the Hobbit with me?

Sean McCann probably would use a swifter sweeper.

Dear Sean,

I'll be the Arwen to your Aragorn.

Love,
Mandingo.

This is OUR Song.