How often does Sean McCann masturbate?

Would Sean McCann get stoned and watch the Hobbit with me?

Sean McCann probably would use a swifter sweeper.

Dear Sean,

I'll be the Arwen to your Aragorn.

Love,
Mandingo.

This is OUR Song.

I wonder what Sean McCann's McCum tastes like.

How often do you think that Sean McCann does his own laundry?